The following was copied from a forum I am a member of:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the
edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said: "Yes."

I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the
Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed
Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or
Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

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Sometimes I hate working nights.

I wake up around 10am the next day and have nothing planned until work which is often not until around 5pm - 7pm starting!

All I do is sit at the computer all day because I can't risk going to town or anything in ase i get held up and end up late for work! I can't go to the pub as I can not be found guilty of being drunk in charge of a train!

I sometimes get into cross-stitch (yes Im a bloke, yes I cross-stitch, I actually find it useful to keep my fingers on the go), or watch a bit of telly, but living on my own, I quite often get bored and lonely so quick.

Well at least I got a 4 day weekend coming up.... 3 days drinking, one days hangover!