I got bored of the email scam thing... So I finished off with a nice leter and a website to honour the idiots:

Good Afternoon Mr Chike Paul.

Can I just say it was a pleasure to be singled out for one of your Western Union scams this month. I would like to point out however that I was aware of a scam from the very first e-mail that Mr Barry Nwerk sent me, and it was nice to have toyed with you for this time.
Let me introduce myself, my name is not Mr William Gates (ever heard of William “Bill” Gates? I thought you would have had me there from day 1!) My name is Tom, or is it Dick, or maybe its Harry, but either way its not William Gates.

Your e-mails and badly edited pictures of cheques, have been followed around the world on various blogs, websites and chat medias, to warn the general public of your activities online and show them that you are in fact as gullible as the people you are trying to fleece of “cheque posting fees”. I kind of got bored after your persistent mail of April 9, so I thought I would wait for a while have a bit of fun mentally spending $800,000US and then tell you that you can stick your fake cheque up your ass.

With reference to your cheque, the overlaying of the name, date and sort-code was pretty crap. It was a different typeface, and the edges of the edit were clearly visible. Your attempts at grasping the English language and grammar were appalling for an international secretary such as yourself, and although my own secretary is not 100% at foreign languages, she can spell company names very well (WestErn Union)

In conclusion, I was going to send you $81 out of pure pity, knowing that you failed so miserably to scam me out of $81, but then I thought, NA, I will just hand a copy of these communications to the police and the press….. Oh and by the way, a full transcript will also be available at my website for your pleasure.

Yours in gratitude.
A Twisted Psycho!