I enjoyed my first night in Blackpool. Its a shame the entertainment was not much. The Sheffield act "Three" did not grab my attention whatsoever. The Liverpool type enjoyed his falsetto but it sounded like a strangled act. Maybe a better offering tomorrow!

Well its 0830 and the first tin of beer is nearly finished. Yes I woke up and made it on time to the train and I am on my way up to wet and windy Blackpool for booze sun and (hopefully) sex. One doubts that the yokels of the town are desperate enough to sleep with a short (5'9) fat (20 stone) ugly bloke!

I am lucky enough to have a booked seat! I doubt that the middle aged couple sat on my table will appreciate me trying to stagger off the train at Preston! Ahhh the beauty of working on the railway, an open return Basingstoke to Blackpool for just £31. Currently just outside Oxford, there is a long way to go! Hang on.. I just need to open another beer..

mmmm.. Just left Oxford now, and I just realised this is going to cost me a small fortune to post on my mobile! Vodafone are changing their charges but are planning on bringing out an added extra dmp unlimited browsing. I hope its around the £7 mark like TMobile!

Well I am sure I will post later in the weekend, especially if I am lucky enough to find somebody desperate to find a bloke for the night!