The floor of a Virgin Voyager is more comfortable than its seats, thats official! The seats marked as not reserved are in fact fully reserved and we found that out at Wolverhampton! So there are now 4 burly lads sat on the floor of the quiet zone vestibule drinking adds and singing sea shanties.. thats until someone complained and now we are just drinking.. at least the goes down quicker, I already have my money down for the first one to vomit into the toilet.

I am shattered. I need a holiday to recover from the holiday.