Well an hour doing nothing can only mean one thing, a quick look at some of the stories in the paper today.
The bum pincher has been cautioned by police. For time of you that missed the big story, a TV reporter was pinched on the bum while doing a live feed for channel 4... she did not choose to press charges.. i wonder why noone pinches my bum.. oh I forgot, I am a fat ugly knacker.
Although some people are daft enough to drive a jeep into a train station to steal a cash point, none can be as daft as one gang in Germany who thought they had stolen a cashpoint to find out later it was only a statement machine!
A devoted couple who have lived together for 50 years finally got married yesterday after meeting and falling in love in the late 1950s. Both retired headteachers, they both share passions in languages and classical music. Ahhh.
2007-08-02 @ 10:38